footwong

a nickname for someone who looks japanese

jake is footwong cause he is japanese

by brillinder January 9, 2009

footlong

A lengthy penis (not necessarily 12 inches, but not under 10), a hot dog, or a sub (See: hoagie). All are good on buns.

Dave: Hey- is that a footlong?

Burt: Sure is.

Dave: You know I've got buns for it.

by Dumase April 24, 2008

Footlonging

the state of someone after consuming a 6inch Subway sandwich and regretting not getting a footlong.

"i just finished my meatball sub but now im footlonging

by sighost neue July 22, 2010

Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"

Taking a shit twelve inches in length in roughly five minutes.

I just took the biggest five minute footlong.

Did you see that "FMF" that was left in the toilet?

........Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"........

by Mr. 5150 September 8, 2010

five dollar footlong

the kind of deals man whores make

You: I got a five dollar footlong last night
Me: *gasp* you naughty girl/ boy

by RACHELLLLLLLLLL August 4, 2008

Famous footlong

The famous foot long originates from the pedophile from subway. It means jared’s long penis he used to rape kids

You got raped by a famous footlong

by NOSH22GAMING February 8, 2019

Wal-Mart Footlong

The act of wrapping your penis in saran wrap and having sex with your partner.

Dude, I forgot to buy condoms at the store today, so when I got home I gave my girlfriend a Wal-Mart Footlong.

by ScrufferNutter March 16, 2017