fon

Freak of Nature

Tim is such a fon sometimes!

by hookedonit January 19, 2011

fon

fon; freak of Nature; person whom is considered a freak by the freakiest of freaks

whats up with that dude? dont worry he's just a fon

by fon September 6, 2003

fon

A freak of nature; they are closely tied to weird obsessions or behavior.

Stacey was a fon because she had long stringy hair that she never combed or washed.

by Becca June 7, 2003

FON

Fuck Off Nigga
This acronym has been changed from its original definition, Freak Of Nature, and given its true, legitimate meaning.

*Nigel: Hey I banged your mom last night!
*Me: Hey, FON asshole!

by BIGGEST GUY ON THE BLOCK September 25, 2011

fon fon roo

(n.)1. An Amphibosian title literally meaning "One who does not sleep with my superior officer"; equivalent to a wife or a common-law in English.

2. A smizmar who is asked to join a family

Amy: "Kif just asked me to be his fon fon roo!"

Crowd: "Congratulation....?"

Hermes: "What the hell does that mean?!"

by arzasmi October 16, 2008

fon

Freak of nature: not a desirable quality. A 14 year old girl who is a bitch, whore and an aneorix slut who has not real goal in life.

Kate Van Der Kann is a fon.

by noodle September 6, 2003

FON

adjetive, a Freak Of Nature; some one who is retarded/a wierdo

Tom:Fred is like such a FON he collects hair for christs sake

Jake:totally dude don't stand to close to him too or he will try to bite....

by weeny@@@ October 29, 2008