22 definition by noodle

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Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.
Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen
by Noodle January 16, 2005

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To be gone for periods of time that could be from 5 minutes to 5 days.
Auto response from CDM99: BrB.
by Noodle June 02, 2004

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UK English term for a sandwich, particularly said from Birmingham upwards. The London equivalent would be "sarnie".

Probably comes from the word butter.
"What've you got for your dinner?"
"Cheese butties."
by Noodle May 14, 2005

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UK English Primary school word for penis - even more childish than willy.

Can be lengthened to widgy if you want.
"Miss, Miss - I fell over and hurt my widge."
by Noodle May 14, 2005

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Japanese for "Old Man"
jiji Thy
by noodle May 27, 2004

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A totally new concept, that uses radical ideas such as 'chatting' 'online' and the underground PC game 'The Sims ©' to create a wonderful haven of paedophiles, 11 year old girls, and 49 year old men pretending to be 11 year old girs/paedophiles
"omf a/s/l?? u wanna go and cyberz on "The Sims© Online" i kno a gr8 plase were dez dis brothel run by diz 14 yer old grl! lamofrol!!1one *snort*"

-communication ended
by Noodle December 17, 2003

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A word used in UK slang which can mean:

1. An exclamation of surprise (usually shock).
2. An adjective meaning bad/poor.
3. An adjective meaning good (similar to how "sick" is used).
1. "Did you know that Fred crashed his car last night?", "Woah, state".

2. "Have you seen that toilet? It's well state"

3. "I did a turbo last night, it were well state"
by Noodle May 02, 2007

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