Definitions by noodle

state

A word used in UK slang which can mean:

1. An exclamation of surprise (usually shock).
2. An adjective meaning bad/poor.
3. An adjective meaning good (similar to how "sick" is used).

1. "Did you know that Fred crashed his car last night?", "Woah, state".

2. "Have you seen that toilet? It's well state"

3. "I did a turbo last night, it were well state"

state by Noodle May 15, 2007

belsk 

Word used in the north of England which simply means a bell-end. Can be used also as an insult.

"My belsk is purple."
"You are a right belsk."

belsk by Noodle May 17, 2005

butty 

UK English term for a sandwich, particularly said from Birmingham upwards. The London equivalent would be "sarnie".

Probably comes from the word butter.

"What've you got for your dinner?"
"Cheese butties."

butty by Noodle May 16, 2005

Widge 

UK English Primary school word for penis - even more childish than willy.

Can be lengthened to widgy if you want.

"Miss, Miss - I fell over and hurt my widge."

Widge by Noodle May 16, 2005

smidsy 

A proper retard. Plays Quake 3 and Halo 2. Talks absolute gibberish and is also a ginja ninja in disguise.

"Smidsy your a proper tard I swear"

smidsy by Noodle April 8, 2005

meh

A person who deficates at the end of girls beds while being confused about his sexuality

<SPAFFmeh> the bird is the one I shat off the end of the bed of

meh by Noodle February 7, 2005