Cocktober

The month during October when you can have sex with anything and everything without it being gay 😏

Guy 1: im so horny

Guy 2: good thing it’s Cocktober 😏

by Daddy696969696 October 24, 2019

cocktober

cocktober is during the month of october. girls (and gays), i will now introduce to you, cocktober. cocktober is a month where you have to get as much dick as possible.

“hey betty how are u doing at cocktober?”

by stinkycoochie eater October 17, 2020

Cocktober

During the month of October, you are allowed to have gay sex with the homies without saying no homo and you will still remain a virgin and be straight

Dude 1: "Hey dude wanna fuck?"

Dude 2: "Hell no, that's some gay shit nigga"

Dude 1: "But it's Cocktober"

Dude 2: "Oh, right"

by SuperbadDefinitions October 2, 2019

fucktober

The 10th month of the calendar year, when all the fckboys come out to play before the sluttiest holiday of the year otherwise known as Halloween. October 31st marks the peak night of Fucktober aka All Fuckboys Eve.

"Why are all these guys booty calling me lately? I haven't talked to them in months."
"Wait, it's October 1st. Fucktober is upon us."

by biancathebeamer December 27, 2015

Cocktober

The month before No Nut November. During cocktober it is advised that you wank as much as possible before giving it up for No Nut November. your dick should look like a cat was fighting with it from all of the wanking.

"But before no nut November, there came cocktober"

by Scrotum Slayer November 7, 2019

cocktober surprise

A scandal that breaks out a few weeks before election time, usually involving an older politican and a young guy, usually underage boy.

Foley, a Republican congressman from Florida had a nasty cocktober surprise when he was found out to having sexually solicited young congressional pages.

by Frankiez October 1, 2006

Locktober

A male-initiated month long abstinence from sex utilizing a male chastity device during the month of October. Often associated with great gains in the gym.

This Locktober, Ryan threw away the key for his combo plug and cage as a way to stop Hailèigh from stalling his gains.

by Gigachad’s Chin Gap October 10, 2022