flogging the pope

Self-pleasuring or masturbating. Also known as 'beating the bishop.' The term is believed to have origins in the Catholic seminary, but could have originated in the Vatican.

I am hornier than a three-peckered toad....if I don't get layed pretty soon, you are going to find me 'flogging the pope'

by LaughingAloud September 29, 2005

flogging the dolphin

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.

after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.

by charlie July 16, 2003

flaugin

1. lying; not telling the truth

Quit flaugin all the damn time!

Shut ya flaugin ass up!

You flaugin!

by Mphs06 May 4, 2006

flogging the bishop

A synonym for masturbation.

I was so horny i decided to flog the bishop underneath my desk in health class while they gave us the "STD slideshow"! Wow, it turned me on!

by Drew October 3, 2003

Flogging Molly

An outstanding seven person band that mixes traditional Irish folk, punk music, and drinking songs into some really fun sound that will stir up the Celtic blood in any one (even if they do not have any Celtic blood!)

Listening to Flogging Molly stirs up me Celtic blood so much I want to river dance then hit any one who makes fun of me in his nose!

by Clornelius June 8, 2003

Flogging the dolphin

Euphemism for masturbation. Primarily male oriented but can be unisex.

Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.

by ZydrateGirl October 30, 2013

flodging

When people walk around like they have things they don't. People that show off to much of what they do have.

Another nigga car,Another nigga clothes
Niggas be flodging on these videos
But watch when that true gun fold

by LDee February 21, 2009