Flogging 

When a female uses a frozen turd for masturbation.

Dude, scoop that turd out of the toilet and put it in the freezer so my sister can use it for her next flogging session!

Flogging by Inspector October 17, 2006

flogging 

like blogging but focusing on the future

John is flogging.

Sarah enjoys flogging every day about her future, I really connect with her flog.

flogging by floggingnotblogging December 30, 2019

Flogging 

The act of slurping poop out of a prolapsed anus

"If you ever prolapse, you tryna let me do some flogging?"
"Bro what the fuck."

Flogging by Flogger3000 March 22, 2024

Flogging 

The act Gary McCourry carries out of his staff. We are unsure what it means to him, but whatever it is, it can’t be good.

Hey guys, meeting about flogging at 3:30. Then back to work, some of us have to work for a living!!

Flogging by MrFloggertonMcgee July 17, 2025

Flogging the Log 

masturbation, male

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was flogging the log.

Flogging the Log by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009

flogging the pope 

Self-pleasuring or masturbating. Also known as 'beating the bishop.' The term is believed to have origins in the Catholic seminary, but could have originated in the Vatican.

I am hornier than a three-peckered toad....if I don't get layed pretty soon, you are going to find me 'flogging the pope'

flogging the pope by LaughingAloud September 29, 2005

flogging the dolphin 

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.

after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.

flogging the dolphin by charlie July 16, 2003