Flogging

When a female uses a frozen turd for masturbation.

Dude, scoop that turd out of the toilet and put it in the freezer so my sister can use it for her next flogging session!

by Inspector October 17, 2006

flogging

like blogging but focusing on the future

John is flogging.

Sarah enjoys flogging every day about her future, I really connect with her flog.

by floggingnotblogging December 30, 2019

Flogging

The act of slurping poop out of a prolapsed anus

"If you ever prolapse, you tryna let me do some flogging?"
"Bro what the fuck."

by Flogger3000 March 22, 2024

Flogging

The act Gary McCourry carries out of his staff. We are unsure what it means to him, but whatever it is, it can’t be good.

Hey guys, meeting about flogging at 3:30. Then back to work, some of us have to work for a living!!

by MrFloggertonMcgee July 17, 2025

Flogging the Log

masturbation, male

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was flogging the log.

by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009

flogging the pope

Self-pleasuring or masturbating. Also known as 'beating the bishop.' The term is believed to have origins in the Catholic seminary, but could have originated in the Vatican.

I am hornier than a three-peckered toad....if I don't get layed pretty soon, you are going to find me 'flogging the pope'

by LaughingAloud September 29, 2005

flogging the dolphin

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.

after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.

by charlie July 16, 2003