Firebook

The addicting website that stomped Myspace into its final grave, called Facebook. The site that our world revolves around today. Also commonly referred to as Crackbook due to its overall addictive power.

Dude can I use your computer when your done?

Hold on I am checkin my Firebook... what do you need it for?

Man you know I've gota check up on my Firebook too... I might have a new comment from a chick thats straight FIRE!

by DurtySouthernPride January 27, 2009

flirtboard

The third wheel that two people who are interested in each other use (joking about or bashing them) as a means to flirt with each other.

I was trying really hard to hook up with Kelsey but I didn't know what to talk to her about. Thank god Dan was there, we just used him as a flirtboard.

by dirtyjones March 7, 2010

flirtworking

A conversation in which you have not yet decided if you are flirting or networking.

You go find a person at a party who works at a company that your company might like to partner with in some way, however upon meeting them you notice that they are very attractive and your conversation is going very well. It is time to decide are you going to make a deal for your company or make a deal for some company, you are flirtworking.

by alconpowersauce February 18, 2010

firmbook postage

USPS Form 3877 Firm Book) Proof of mailing requiring round date and postal employee signature.

No one in the history of mankind has ever heard of the word firmbook postage, where on earth did you come up with that phrase?

Definition: The amount of postage applied not including other fee's associated with the mail piece.You must put the firmbook postage on the firmbook

Example a one ounce piece of Signature Confirmation mail is $0.52 plus a $1.35 fee for aquiring a signature at time of delivery.Total Postage on the mail piece is $1.87

by Chris Willis September 15, 2006

Flirtlocker

where you penis is stuck in a locker and you enjoy it... a little.

(s) " Hey man I have a flirtlocker going on"

(b) "Awww man, I kind of like those"

by kalari May 21, 2011

fistbooked

An innocent person arrested after police beat them, to cover up the beating.

Police departments fall in line behind the cop that goes to far.

He was booked for being combative, which is code for fistbooked. Being combative isn’t a crime

by jocklondon January 22, 2021

flirtbomb

An individual, typically male, who flirts exorbitantly with little or no discretion.

Why won't that flirtbomb stick to one girl?
Or, at least find someone single . . .

by eminentXobituary September 8, 2010