holy fuckballs

It basically means you're in shock. Just like saying oh my god but way more
Intense.

Holy fuckballs I can't sleep.

by Strobelight1993 December 1, 2013

Monkey Fuckball

When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.

Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.

by Bobobzilla July 12, 2021

fuckball

A total wanker

"Dude, Dave is such a total fuckball"
"For real, he is NOT all the way live"

by Ryboflavin March 6, 2003

blickball

A game where you place an empty beer can at the end of a corridor and try to knock it over with a tennis ball from the otherside of the corridor.
Created by xXx and played by class of 98/05 - Gunnersbury. Sport now played in universities across Europe where there are '98' students.

xXx

Definition is pretty self explanitory of what blickball is and where it is played.

by xXx. May 3, 2006

fuckball

an asshole or someone you extremely dislike

you fuckin fuckball bastard

by sam defrezz May 13, 2005

FUCKBALL ROOMATE

A fucking retard whom you have unknowingly invited to stay with you out of pity and/or the chance to get laid and/or because they own a full sized washer and dryer combo, and it turns out that instead of being empathetic and acknowleging that you have done them a favor for pulling their redneck ass out of the fucking gutter, they proceed to make your very existence on this planet a living fucking fuckball hell....see example.

You asscock fuckball shitfuck. When the hell are you going to do the fucking dishes you dirtied two months ago? You are the biggest FUCKBALL ROOMATE I have ever had, you slackjawed redneck donkey. Pack your fucking banjo and get the fuck out of my apartment you no-tooth retard chigger. Get the fuck out.

by Fighterjock January 11, 2007

fuckball

A sexual practice where six or more consensual adults get naked and roll around together on the floor indulging in mostly non penetrative sex. As the six bodies pile around each other, the 'fuckball' appears to be a single mass of limbs that rolls. Think Twister, without the mat and with erections.

"Hey guys, shall we get naked and roll ourselves a fuckball?"

by ElGrandeQueso April 21, 2008