“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”
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Get the gasasstic flatulence mug.The adult male expelled flatulence through his anus. It did not emit a sound wave with an amplitude or frequency that could be noticed by the human ear, but it still emitted a stench that could cause an alligator in Louisiana to enter cardiac arrest.
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When you emphasize something you say with a loud and protracted fart to make a more powerful statement.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
Get the punctuation flatulence mug.The art of masturbating while enveloped in a self inflicted Dutch Oven. Often done on cold, lonely nights when you couldn't even score with the leftover fatties at the pub. After twelve pints of Guinness and 2am Taco Bell, flatubating is an obvious way to regain some dignity after failing to score. The added benefit is that it's cheaper than buying condoms or cologne. You're having sex with someone you already know. And who doesn't enjoy the smell of their own farts?
"Dude, even that fat ugly chick turned me down. I'm gonna load up on Pintos and Cheese, go home and flatubate in my own king size bed."
by Bugsy McDingle January 11, 2012
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by jWizzle & jShizzle October 23, 2005
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by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019
Get the haiku flatulence mug.As they rolled him onto the cart, my father emitted some truly horrific death flatulence; it struck me then how this may have been his final comment.
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