Flatulence

A very intelligent way of describing something very immature

The adult male expelled flatulence through his anus. It did not emit a sound wave with an amplitude or frequency that could be noticed by the human ear, but it still emitted a stench that could cause an alligator in Louisiana to enter cardiac arrest.

by nilethe146 August 9, 2015

punctuation flatulence

When you emphasize something you say with a loud and protracted fart to make a more powerful statement.

My father was definitely the ultimate master of punctuation flatulence.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

phantom flatulence

Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).

Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!

by jWizzle & jShizzle October 23, 2005

haiku flatulence

Farts artfully expressed in a strict 5-7-5 haiku formation.

He got up onstage, passing unparalleled and beautiful haiku flatulence, quickly bringing his audience to tears.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019

death flatulence

That final fart that sometimes escapes from a dead body in the process of moving it.

As they rolled him onto the cart, my father emitted some truly horrific death flatulence; it struck me then how this may have been his final comment.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

sartorial flatulence

Farting while dressed to the nines.

To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020

Fartnando Flatulencio

Fartnando Flatulencio is a fictional character created by my El_Moco's cousin Aarón Amilián.

Fartnando Flatulencio is a fictional character created by El Moco's cousin, actor Aarón Amilián.

by El_Moco February 12, 2021