stalk - flattered

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.

delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...

by mylove2011 December 20, 2010

fagtarded

a combination of the words faggot and retarded. used to describe a really dumb or stupid person who has no idea what is going on.

look at jessica, she's so fagtarded.

by princess June 18, 2006

fatarded

Short for fucking retarded. Meaning very very stupid. Can add even more emphasis by saying fucking fatarded.

After Joel put a staple into his head by accident I said, "You're so fucking fatarded."

by Ryan December 22, 2002

Fratarded

The mindframe of most fraternity members, especially in Laramie, Wyoming. Usually a requirement for acceptance into a frat.

Mike: Look at that jackass in the SAE shirt hitting on all those chicks way out of his league.

Bob: Yeah, hes fucking fratarded.

Joe: ERRRRRRRRR!!!!

by chewie October 21, 2004

flattard

Flattard (or flattards) stands for people who think the earth is flat.

Flattard is the contraction of "flat" and "retard".

"Stanley believes the earth is flat ? Why ?"
"I don't know, he is just a flattard."

by Thibo314 May 22, 2017

flattered

How a traditional male feels when a traditional female makes an unambiguous sexual overture.

See also flummoxed.

"Er, well, obviously, I'm flattered. Goodness, is that the time?"

by CougarSW2 November 19, 2004

I'm flattered

Something a girl says to a guy when he tells her that he has feelings for her. She will say it if she is to kind to admit that she would never feel the same in a million years.

Boy: "Susan I think you are amazing! A have had feelings for you for a long time now."

Girl: "Well I'm flattered, but I think we are better as friends."

by FriendZone12345 July 27, 2012