fasturbation

the taking of a quick masturbation break, usually in a public bathroom

Dude, I was in the bathroom before third period, and I was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! I could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!

by vivezplus April 29, 2007

lasterbation

1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation. 3. Last time masterbating in one's life. 4. Name of scale to determine how long one is capable of masterbating.

Tom likes watching others pleasure themselves before he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation

by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014

Flashturbation

(n) Using Macromedia Flash to make a short, almost pointless animation only for fun.

I know I should be working on my real animation, but to relieve some stress I just Flashturbated for a while.

by Onislize May 15, 2005

blasterbation

to masturbate with a tremendous amount of speed.

blasterbation as in

"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.

visit this website to hear some blast beats -

www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre

1 "dude that chick's fucking hot!! i've gotta fucking blasterbate"

2 "yeah, dude! cool!"

1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"

by shitbreaker June 23, 2006

frasturbation

When you facebook-rape yourself. or the facebook rape, aka frape of oneself. ya.

i just did a massive shit and love cock lol lmao lolza tee hee lolz don't worry it's just frasturbation mama"

by povodka November 25, 2011

Frasterbating

Frustrated masterbating, eather due to the inablility to reach orgasm wile masterbating or when masterbating to alleviate the frustrations from a hard days work. (alternative spelling Frusterbating)

"Man he has been frasterbating all night when is he going to finish?"
"Damn I'm sick of our boss, I'm going to go frasterbate all over his lunch."

by Frasterbator April 22, 2009

frusterbation

the act of lonely depressed jealous masturbation. This mainly occurs when you are angry/jealous that your buddy or roommate is the next room having audible sex, and you are left alone with the world wide web and a bottle of lotion

"i could hear them having the hottest loudest sex ever while i was alone playing Halo, and the girl he was with was freakin hot! ........ It kinda turned me on. So i got the laptop out and engaged in an intense frusterbation sesh. Im really lonely dude"

by digggzy February 16, 2010