plasterbate

To masturbate while being plastered (severely intoxicated)

"Today sucked, I am just going to chug this fine Lagavulin and go plasterbate"

by YuriN March 18, 2008

flusterated

A combination of flustered and frustrated.

All that drama got me so flusterated! That is so flustrating!

by mstabbycat February 5, 2009

Frusterbated

Jerking off or masturbating without achieving orgasm leaving intense frustration.

or

adjective for something you nearly achieved, but failed at.

Example 1 - My girlfriend was giving me a great handjob last night, until the phone rang and she stopped to answer it. I was so frusterbated.

Example 2 - Man I am so frusterbated, I was halfway through and realized I was late for work and had to stop to get ready.

Example 3 - I was on the last level of that game and the computer crashed on the final scene. So frusterbating!

by twiggiwig July 22, 2009

Fratsterbater

A person who gives a frat boy a hand job in public.

We walked in and caught the Fratsterbater at it again.

by Krusty Sock February 28, 2013

Fasturbate

When you masturbate really hard to send yourself to sleep.
When you masturbate really hard because you hear a noise from the building you're in but have to finish.

I heard the keys in the door so I fasturbated

by Eboracum December 3, 2014

Flasturbating

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007

flusterbate

When a girl gets you so frustrated you need to masturbate.

Man, that girl Virgo got me so flusterbated.

by ios37 October 17, 2011