flarp

Noun. A musical toy, also known as 'noise putty.' The noise coming from the toy 'flarp.' The best toy in the world. Makes fart like noises causing one to laugh continuously. If placed on a wooden surface, it sounds like farting on wooden chair.

Natalie cannot stop playing with the flarp. Carla cannot stop laughing about the flarp. The entire second floor can hear the flarp coming from room 212.

by Heather, Natalie, and Carla July 16, 2008

flarkenhob

someone who has previously flarked and innocent person. could be considered a molestor. most likely used when mad at someone. is similiar to idiot.

You flarkenhob, why did you just spite in my eye?!?!

by Flarker November 10, 2010

Flarption

A function with Flarp involved.

Holllyyyy shit man that Flarption was crazy

by FARTRRSS February 24, 2022

flarpy blunderguff

Sex involving paint AND food. And no. you're NOT eating painted food.

When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.

Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!

by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014

flapkin

a.female version of a blumpkin.

b.eating a girl out while they poop.

i gave that bitch a flapkin and she peed in my mouth.

by iloveblumpkinsfromhobos December 21, 2010

flarky

A Flernglish term.
Usually means cool or awesome.

Person A: Jlirmmy is a flarky man!
Person B: You bet he is!

by Daviel May 6, 2008

Flarkin

A true statement made sarcastically so as to imply the statement's falseness. Used as a means of deception.

Tommy: I can't find my watch, did you take it Billy?

Billy (sarcastically): Yeah I, your best friend, stole your watch...along with all the money from your piggy bank and wallet..

Tommy: That's flarkin, Billy! You stole the watch and the money, didn't you!

Billy: Ah, you got me Tommy, here's the watch and the money I stole. Sorry.

by Adam Ollie G. December 8, 2009