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tard flare

A person's stupidity flares up when they make a totally retarded remark.
Larry had a tard flare when he said George W. Bush was the greatest president ever.
by WildBill8844 March 1, 2015
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Perfectly flawed

Acceptance that nobody can be perfect, everyone has their flaws yet they embrace them, allow them to come to terms with their mistakes yet not allow them to define them.
"I am perfectly flawed"

"I am content and happy just being me"
by SpecialJ233 May 13, 2013
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Flarndip

An uninvited grasper of cone, a masher, a hustler
You mean Rodney was behaving like a flarndip?”

“Flarndip?”

“Flarndip — an uninvited grasper of cone, a masher, a hustler.”
by Mr. Singh10101010101 January 16, 2011
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Mega G Andrew Tate’s father’s quote. Basically he’s saying he had a ready insight to all things and he is never tired and relentless so that makes him scary.
My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor
by Rizz daddy tre February 23, 2023
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road flare

Prior to engaging in coitus with a deceased person, recently or otherwise; the act of inserting an already ignited road flare into any unsuspecting orifice to bring that specific region on the body back up to temperature before performing a hot beef injection on the aforementioned location of the human anatomy.
Klevin, "my hands are shaking so badly I cannot ignite the striker on the road flare".

Josh, "goddamnit, these days i can't get my girlfriend out of the food court at the mall, she's blimped up to the size of Nebraska and the only way I can get any action, besides covering her in flour and nailing one of the forty seven spots that are moist is to road flare dudes straight out of the cemetary...light the damn flare Klevin so I can get it on with this rotting, puytrifying corpse".....

Klevin "wow...you just enacted a road flare on a man from the early 1900's"......

Josh: "best action i've encounted since I turned twenty one!!!!!"
by Grande John January 16, 2009
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Pussy Flares

When a male professional athlete (mostly hockey and golfers) post on social media where they will be going or their current location.
Hey bro...Biznasty, Derek Sanderson and Tyler Seguin just posted they are going to Lincoln in South Boston. We should head over there. When Seguin fires off a couple “pussy flares” the place will be packed with chicks looking for a mustache ride .
by D-Liscious August 15, 2019
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nostril flare

When the nostril's size expands.

Nostrils often flare when someone yawns or breathing heavily. It can also convey emotions such as fear, anger or disgust.

Some people can flare their nostrils whenever they want to, which some people might not be capable of doing. Some people's nostrils flare from talking or laughing.
Of course the nostrils can flare from sniffing or can be a prelude to sneezing most of the time like a twitch.
Her nostrils flared in anger when she saw what happened.

Stacey tickled Simon's nostrils with a feather, they flared before he sneezed.

"Dude, have you seen Jane's nostril flare?"
"What? No, why?"
"Fam, They're god damn huge."
by DOwOm May 19, 2019
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