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Flake-cake

A flake-cake is someone who normally flakes on you. But because calling them a flake sounds lame, you use the term flake-cake.
Britters is a flake-cake.
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Flangecake

A man, usually of cake eating origin who drives flaming hovercrafts.
Can usually be seen with his son by his side like a limpet on a rock.
Are you going to eat any more of that Flangecake?
by MartyLeMoo December 17, 2008
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Fakebaker

A person who whips up a batch a cookie dough for the sole purpose of eating said dough, with no intention whatsoever to bake it. Ever.
Emily always pretends she's about to make cookies for her kids, but really she's just a fakebaker.
by ItsAShoreThang October 22, 2015
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belgium flatcake

You are having sex with a girl in the reverse cowgirl position. She takes a dump on your stomach while riding your shaft and as she comes back down she squashes the bum chutney.
Hey girl I've noticed you've been farting a lot lately. Do you want to have a Belgium flatcake ?
by Psychoarmour September 18, 2017
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Facecake

Too decorate an ugly girls face, you shoot your load on her forehead, then spread it with your cock. Finish by sticking a birthday candle right in the middle of her forehead.
Make a wish bitch, you just got facecaked!
by Bakers 1/2 Dozen November 26, 2011
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flancake

one who is easily angered and loves alcohol.
flancake hit me in the balls for no reason...

i like flancake.
by boob magee December 14, 2006
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flakeage

the act of a small amount of snow falling from the sky;

the beginning of any snow fall, or when it seems to be lightly snowing.
"Has it started snowing yet?"
"Yeah! I think i see some flakeage falling!"
by love love loveeee November 30, 2009
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