flitarded

- Acting silly.
- Having a blonde moment.

1. I didn't get much sleep, so I'm flitarded today.

2. Rayne was acting so flitarded at the party last night.

by Justin March 24, 2005

Fetarded

Someone who is fucking retarded. Simply calling them a tard or a moron is not sufficient.

You thought you could smuggle drugs across the border in your shoe? You're fetarded.

by EDLP February 26, 2009

flitarded

being retarded in the sense of flirting, not being able to flirt, not knowing how to flirt.

"Hey cutie ;) wanna go get a bite to eat?"
"I'm not really hungry and it's like 4 which is a weird time to eat anything.."
"OMG KAYLA YOU'RE SO FLITARDED."

by bigbootybxch March 21, 2012

Fetarded

a person as dumb as a fetus.

bro 1 : "man that guy is so stupid!"
bro 2 : "yeah bro he's totally fetarded!"

*gay sex*

by Harpic May 1, 2021