fisticuff

Blows or cuffs with one's fist; a street fight.

Jack is down at the bar dealing out some fisticuffs to those bastards.

by yargh September 28, 2004

Fisticulous

When something or someone is so ridiculous, that you feel compelled to punch someone in the face.

I had the most fisticulous time waiting in line at the DMV.

by Down Town Kelly B. November 6, 2011

Festicle.

A festering Testicle. Usually attatched to a dead body, the festicle is symptomised by its green, and somewhat soggy appearance. The festicle may also occur on a living male. Usually after the insertion of testicles into another persons mouth. see teabag.

1.) As i went to pierce guy's scrotum, i realised he had a festicle.

2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.

by sam nutt May 3, 2007

Speak aggressively, engage in fisticuffs

A Much more classy version of the phrase "Talk Shit, Get Hit"

Guy 1: "MTG Crew. Talk Shit, Get hit"
Guy 2: "Bev. Speak Aggressively, Engage in fisticuffs

by B_Rayne November 6, 2010

dusty muff fisticuffs

When an elderly stripper puts her vagina in your face and you are left with no choice but to punch it into oblivion.

"I was at Wild J's on friday night and I saw your grandma."
"Oh, snap. Do your wrists hurt from the dusty muff fisticuffs?"

by xescapingedenx August 17, 2006

fisticunt

n. A punch to a vagina.
(Title of a Gorgasm song from their 2001 release Bleeding Profusely)

Lenny laid a fisticunt on Tanya for donkey punching him.

by Blasphemer_0 February 6, 2005

fistacular

When one has an extrodinary good time while getting fisted.

Antoine last night was so fistacular. I'm beside myself this morning. By the way here is your rings. I think you forgot them up there. What? They are not yours? Sorry must be Johnny from the night before

by Tommy R May 16, 2005