Firing on all cylinders 

Work or function at a peak level of performance.

Work as expected, or at 100%

Teller: The lady tried to rob the bank using her fingers as a gun
Police: She doesn't seem to be firing on all cylinders

Firing on all cylinders by smoking_acez May 1, 2018

Firing leng 

Firing leng:-
The term refers to being controled by your significant other. It was created upon the idea of being caught in gun fire and not being able to escape it. It can also be used as being 'lenged'. The term was created by Gooneytoon to refer to a certain someone. Other simalar terms include 'being on lock', 'Your Girlfreind/Boyfriend wears the trousers' or plainly being 'whipped'.

"That boy is firing leng" (That boy is whipped)
"That girl has her boyfreind on leng." (His girlfriend wears the trousers.)
"Blud, you are lenged." (Friend, you are whipped)

Firing leng by Gooneytoon April 30, 2008

firing off some ass missels 

when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.

oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels

firing off some ass missels by [e-mail] February 2, 2009

firing a blank 

Where you go to take a shit, but you only end up farting.

Thought I was bout to drop a hugeass deuce, but I just ended up firing a blank.

firing a blank by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 12, 2015

Firing Line 

The act of walking into a fast-food establishment with a large group of 12 or so people and ordering a meal. After meal is prepared line up in a parallel line with the counter to distribute food. After distribution the leader of said group shouts "FIRE" at which the group throws the food back at the cashier, cooks, etc. Then upon completion of the act the group leaves the establishment.

Leader: 12 Big Macs please.
Cashier: Of course that will be insert amount here.
(after receiving food)
Leader: Would you mind if we form a line to better organize, a firing line if you will?
Cashier: Not at all.
Leader: Okay, so everyone's meals are correct?
Group: Yeah.
Leader: Right then, FIRE!

Firing Line by Scrammbles September 20, 2011

firing squad

A form of execution in which twelve soldiers line up to kill a death sentenceé by firing rifles at his heart. If the sentenceé is seated indoors, only seven soldiers will appear.

I want to get killed by firing squad.

firing squad by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

firing blanks 

(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.


(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.

His gun was firing blanks (weaponry)



His ...gun.... was firing blanks (sexual connotation)

firing blanks by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004