fishmonger

pimp

"You sir, are a fishmonger!" - William Shakespeare, Hamlet

by Hung Far Lo January 29, 2003

filchmonger

Someone who sucks sperm out of a person's anus.

Derived from filch

Jim is such a filchmonger.

by Sam November 23, 2003

Felchmonger

One who loves the act of using a paper towel tube or toilet paper roll and lubricant to insert a small rodent in their ass.

Simon, Matt and Dennis the felchmongers practice the act of felching daily at 3:09 PM. They are ridiculously aroused by this act of rodents being inside.

by AngryCPET March 28, 2007

fishmonger's gorge

A pussy. A real ripe one. Best avoided.

Dude 1: "Man, that chick I met last night. She was evil!"
Dude 2: "Yo, why so Dawg?"
Dude 1: "I went down on her and it was like a fishmonger's gorge!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 27, 2007

feltchmongers

n. a moderator of a messsage board.. in which we the unwilling participants are feltchmongered by his locking and deleting of posts..

wiz, the feltchmonger, is a very lovable moderator...

by wiz mang May 11, 2004

blind lesbian in a fishmongers

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"

And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)

by mad dog February 25, 2004

filthshmonger

1. An adjective describing one of female gender who has pronounced histories/records of sleeping with a myriad of many people, often your best friends. 2. a dirty, filthy, disease ridden whore of a slut.

Dude, that chick's a filthshmonger, she'll sleep with anything moves

by MistaT June 27, 2004