Filter

1. That little thing that resides in ones body between the brain and mouth.

2. The thing that rejects all the shit that you shouldn't say or do. Usually the thing that backs up your conscience.

Person 1: "did tou see chad at the xmas party".
Person 2: "Yeah he was so messed up that he told the boss to go fuck himself and use his tears for lubrication."
Person 1: "Yep he definitely lost his job and his filter."

by catdaddydan January 2, 2020

Filter

Vagina or mouth

That “karen” was running her mouth, so i asked for volunteers to kicked her in the filter.

by DVMAV May 5, 2021

filter bubble nationalism

Nationalism which excludes everyone who doesn't share your interests on the Internet. Cultural inflection that is the genesis point alt-right

Filter bubble nationalism has the world ready for Trump v. Kim Jong Un.

by sandraxine September 29, 2017

filter dodge

A deliberate misspelling of an offensive term in order to bypass an online site's "filter", which often censors these terms. For example, fuck becomes f.uck.

I got banned from the message board for using too many filter dodges.

by bob882 July 7, 2004

Filter Fairy

A salesmen who throws otherpeople under the bus to protect his mustache!

Russell the salesman sits at westtar drinking a hot cup of coffee while he blames other workers that he works with. so the customer will not relize that he is the cause of most of the drama!
the filter fairy broke libertys door while acting like a spoiled little bitch

by russ sharp January 16, 2012

Filter Fart

when one farts while trying to hold in a poop in order to filter the fart surrounding the poop.

i damn near sharted myself over there. good thing i know how to filter fart

by Dumpology August 13, 2010

Filter failure

Utter lack of common sense to make intelligent decisions between options, when one of them is, by far, the best.

Client: "I want to know why I keep choosing the wrong guy to fall in love with... Is it that I am cursed?
Tarot Reader: "Let´s see. Cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. Now, choose a card"
Client: "Oh No! The Devil card! See? I am cursed!
Tarot Reader: "No darling, in this case The Devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts."

Suit 1: "Man, I can´t catch up with my Tweeter account... information overload."
Suit 2: "Not at all. It´s not info overload. It is filter failure!"
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by rperazag May 31, 2010