filching

this i an x file, mulder and scully do this

"lets go and filtch Mulder" said Scully , got any straws? lets go ask. Your Alien needs a good filching!

by Fenton November 13, 2003

filching

from the age of sexually deprived people who just loved their animals, involves shoving rather porr inocent furry rodents up ones backside to achieve sexual pleasure.
pass time of townies

wat fuck? shove little fluffy up me batty crease ya bastard!

by barbarella June 8, 2004

filch monger

Basically, a food stealing whore, or a food whore.

-That bum just stole my food!
-That filch monger!!

by Poopty Pants March 24, 2005

Friend Filching

The act of digging down through friends social networking pages looking for people to add to your friends.

After Jamie's parents finally let her get a MySpace account, she needed to do some "Friend Filching" to boost her totals.

by Papa B February 13, 2008

filch a cookie

to get in a gurls pants or to get her to give it up

person one: did u get any last night?...
Person two: hell yea bitch...i filched her cookie!

by DJWeezy July 20, 2003

Filch

Filch is a Medeivil Curse-Word used to Address The Act of Thievery,
the harshness is essentially = to the F-Word the implication of being called a Filcher was = to being called a Waste of space on This earth but obviously shorter and MUCH More Harsh...

Imagine if the F-Word Meant You Don't Deserve to Live when used to refer to someone

such as F*cker or Mother F**ker and That's Basically what we've Got here.

Dood 1)
sitting on Subway"

Dood 2) Also sitting on Subway"
Steal's Dood 1's Wallet

Dood 1)
"Says in a deep roaring voice" FUCKING FILCHER !.
(Pummel's Dood 2 into a Twitchy Mess)

by Phsudo-Patriot December 10, 2020

Filch Syndrome

When you have a great idea but then you find out that it’s already been thought/made.

Bro I just had filch syndrome. In 2015 I wanted to make Batman vs Superman but 1 year later the film came out.

by VinelSeason January 28, 2022