Fricketts

A wart on human society, slang term for chlamdyia, complete and utter plank.

Usually followed by the word cunt.

"Oh crap iv got fricketts" upon receiving a unwanted positive result from the sexual health clinic.

by Daniel Michael Goodman December 14, 2008

fucketty fuck

a swear-word, used instead the quite boring fuck.
Korana likes to use it in her if she sing-swears.

used as a regular swear word as in: "oh, fucketty fuck!"

by robinson82 September 17, 2012

Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!

A truly inspired name for a pub quiz team, as previously used in The Castle pub in Aberystwyth.

"And in first place, the Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers, with 128 points!"

by Little Miss Trouble July 30, 2003

Ficket

A ticket of any type, adding "fucking" for emphasis as to good or bad. (Fucking ticket). It can be a concert ticket, sports event ticket, but is mainly used in reference to the tickets one gets from breaking the law (speeding, parking, violation).

"I cannot believe that cop gave me a ficket! I was barely speeding!"

"Dude! I got a ficket for Metallica's new tour!"

by ColorfulAries July 26, 2010

fickert

One who desperately seeks attention yet never finds it and realizes he/she is a failure. Although everyone hates them, people pretend to be friends with them. Also knows as a groupie. They are knows to do odd things such as seduce small children and recice oral sex from various household animals.

Person 1 "So why does he always hang out with us?"
Person 2 "I don't know. He's a fickert."

by Stiffy McFarfleflaffer December 9, 2008

Ficket

A freaking crazy idiotic yet adorable person.

Rachel is such a ficket because she sings random songs of joy and love to people who are completely random yet she's cute anyway.

by Tara Tennyo January 15, 2009

Fucketto

A word commonly used by middle aged white fathers to describe a situation that is unfavorable. Especially when driving.

Dad- What the Fucketto?
Son- They had right of way Dad.

by Eigengrau July 25, 2021