ficketty

an adjective used to describe someone that never shuts the fuck up and constantly laughs at his/her own jokes. the person is usually an extreme spazz and a social outcast.

in the middle of class there is always one person that interjects at extremely unnecessary points in the teacher lecture. This person would be discribed as ficketty.

ficketty by LEX EVERHARD August 21, 2010

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when you know you're in deep shit

Q: Hi, I was calling to let you know we have a family gathering tomorrow, I was hoping you could come!

A: Ficketty fuck fuck fuck

ficketty fuck fuck fuck by Gem's_definition December 15, 2023

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Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!

The mating call of the rare fuckus bird.

There it is!

Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers! by Zach G. January 14, 2004

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Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!

The only coherent thought/word/statement available to any respectable sentient beings upon exposure to such items as the following:

1) any 24-hour news network for more than a minute.
2) Explanation of George W. Bush's environmental policy
3) profound rumination on the state of life as we know it
4) Door-to-door Jehovah's Witnesses at 5am
5) the realization that your dogs have eaten your entire easter basket and proceeded to vomit/explosive diarrea the whole thing throughout your living space
6) Stories about imperialism from the 1300's forward
7) the whole Bush administration

CNN: "...have built a twelve foot wall to divide shi'ite and Sunni factions in the capital city...'"
Respectable sentient being: "Oh...oh they fuckin' didn't...they did. Those stupid Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!"

Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers! by Spork_damage May 7, 2007