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femtopenis

a disease in which males possess a penis that is so tremoundously small that the doctors at his birth mistook him for not having a gender due to the absence of any gentials
Dad: Is it a boy or a girl?
Mom: I have no idea
Doctor: It is a boy. However, he suffers from femtopenis
Dad: Oh fuck
by nitions and you want to use yo September 11, 2021
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Femmometer

The part of the female body, which inexplicably measures temperature to be alot colder than it actually is. There is no male equivilant.
Girl: Im cold, can i have your jacket?
Boy: No, thats just your femmometer, your fine really.
Girl: No im actually really cold.
Boy: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE COLD, ITS THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING SUMMER, IF YOU KNEW WERE GONNA BE COLD, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING YOUR OWN FUCKING JACKET, YOU FUCKING RETARD. AND YEAH I DID SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER AS WELL, AND WHAT.
by suckedoffonaferry March 17, 2010
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Femdom

Female Domination: A woman (or action in which a woman) dominates sexual interaction with her mate. See also dominatrix. This frequently (but not exclusively or absolutely) includes:

-) Humiliation of the sub. (submissive, slave)
-) Penetration of the sub. (incl. strap-ons, toys, etc).
-) Bondage / restraint of the sub.
-) "Water Sports"
He disrobed at the order of his femdom mistress.
by OtherJames October 5, 2005
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femdom

Female Domination: A woman (or action in which a woman) dominates sexual interaction with her mate. See also dominatrix. This frequently (but not exclusively or absolutely) includes:
He disrobed at the order of his femdom mistress.
by Oceanangel September 4, 2020
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Femdom

Short for Female Domination. The most wonderful form of BDSM. Unfortunately, it is made fun of in many movies.
The dominate one (Madame, Mistress, Domina, Dominatrix, Goddess) have complete control over the slave, such as:

-Whipping/Spanking
-Riding the slave like a pony
-Put leash and collar on the slave
-Facesitting
-Humiliate
-Bondage/Blindfold/Gag
-Penetrate with strap-on
-Make slaves lick boots
-Dress up slave like a maid,animal, etc.
-Use slave for sexual favors

Some (BAD) dominatrices use slaves as "money slaves", and make them pay for everything. Usually scammers.

Mostly used in sexual games, but some people also have a 24/7 relationship, where the Dominatrix is in charge of her slave/s all the time.

In other words; femdom is most of the time amazing. Check out OWK.cz (Other World Kingdom) for one of the better websites. Other examples are "Whipped Ass" and "Men In Pain".
The slave was having second thoughts about Femdom, as he was bending over, tied up, getting whipped and penetrated.
by Olydiga Gossen December 22, 2007
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Fetometo

Doesn't mean anything really. Google translate says it means dead fetus, but it is actually just a really fun thing to yell at people.
annoying field hockey players: get out of that tree that your in, your ruining our practice!
supa cool peepl: FETOMETO!!!
by a_fetus November 16, 2016
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femdoming

Femdoming is the act of female dominance. It originates in the BDSM (bondage, discipline, sadism, and masochism) community, where a dominant describes a partner who takes charge during consensual sex acts involving power, pain, or humiliation. The term femdoming refer also to the largest Internet FREE community femdoming.com who share tips and stories.
femdoming her husband.
by CaroNO October 25, 2020
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