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pedaphile pineapple

a beast ass drink that consists of oceanspray cran-grape juice and cruzan pineapple rum
by david and brian January 16, 2007
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fecalphile

fecal+phile=one that shows a strange fascination for feces.
My little brother, an avid fecalphile, could tell stories and jokes, for HOURS, about anything having to do with feces.
by tywyll seren May 14, 2006
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Feedophile

A person who forces children to eat food to make them larger in size and and to use them for sexual gratification.
Robbie was sentenced to 30 years in prison for being a feedophile.
by Dan Spalke December 16, 2010
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Fedophilia

The unnatural and compulsive love of Roger Federer which drives a person to become a Fedophile.

Symptoms include:
- an uncontrollable urge to post the word GOAT on sports blogs
- incoherent rambling when faced with the fact that Federer has not won a Grand Slam in his professional career
- often displayed by the verbalized desire to give Mr Federer a jolly good Rogering
Prognosis: Untreatable, except by frontal lobotomy or electro-shock therapy.
Mirka: "I think Roger is the greatest tennis player ever!!"
Steffi: "You must be suffering from Fedophilia, Rod Laver's the only men's player in history to win TWO Grand Slams."
Andre: "Yeah babe, Roger hasn't even won one yet... she's a Fedophile for sure"
by RHOmea June 8, 2009
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FECAPHILES for TRUMP

the political organization for people who have NEVER heard the terms:

"all that glitters is not gold"

"the little boy who cried wolf"
i'm ALWAYS looking for the TRUTH! , i joined fecaphiles for trump !!

like scat? and the "truth" ! , join FECAPHILES for TRUMP !!
by michael foolsley March 23, 2022
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fedophile

One who is completely obsessed with Roger Federer.
Phrase coined by GOTOTENNIS
That woman is SUCH a fedophile
by FreakyFrites March 27, 2009
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Femophile

25-30 year old female who finds adolesent males sexually attractive. Commonly in a rut due to losing their youth and making a last ditch attempt to seem young. The species may vary usually wearing a thick protective layer of foundation and heavy eye shadow, to mask the ravages of age. Usually the males accept this to brag to peers not fully understanding the seriousness of being selected by a predator.

Also see simple male.
Femophile: Phwarrr he's fit!!

Friend: Julie, your twice his age.

Femophile: So, I could totally hit that!

Friend: ....
by lijowe March 17, 2009
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