Fed Ex

FED = Kevin Federline
EX = As in no longer freeloading from Britney.

Some say Kelly Ripa made up this term after it was suggested by a crew member of her show. They are all lies I came up with it like 4 months ago, I knew he was gonna get the boot.

1.- Hi, my name is Fed Ex welcome to McDonalds may I take your order?

2.- Fed Ex will be working at Fedex soon to pay his bills.

3.- Fed Ex finally understood the meaning of life and ended his.

by Bryan Smart November 10, 2008

fed-ex

Mr Spears now that Britany Spears is divorcing his white trash ass.

Valentina: did you hear?!
me: about Dakota kicking Rockford's ass?! HELL YEAH! i was there!! cant WAIT to be there next year!!
Valentina: no. about K-Fed...or should i say FED-EX
me: yupp. Mr Spears is getting divorced AND his ass is getting kciked by John Cena on the first day of the new year!!

by dakota cougarette November 29, 2006

fed exed

the term used to describe a situation when your mail order gets jacked by the truck driver

" dude did u get your new bike"
" no way man, i got fed exed"

by snake_eyes July 21, 2006

Fed Ex

The new nick name for Kevin Federline, after Britney Spears dumped his ass

Hey Fed Ex, what's new?

by DizzyLizzy November 17, 2006

Fed-ex

Receiving fellatio from ones ex-girlfriend.

Couldn't close any girls on saturday night so had to call up sarah (ex-girlfriend) for some fed-ex.

by Protokol January 4, 2011

Fed Ex

A shipping service, just like USPS or UPS.

Did you take those packages to Fed Ex to be sent yet?

by Dan Barnett November 18, 2006

Fed Ex

A slang word used in arizona to describe someone with a fat butt or getting taken in the butt

Zack: Girl you got a Fed Ex

by Jordan petty February 7, 2008