I'm festively plump

The response when someone calls you fat...

Dude 1: Daym girl...why are you so fat?
Dude 2: I'm not fat, I'm festively plump

by thegirlthatkrumps December 23, 2010

Festive Shirt Fridays

A day when employees at concrete plants are allowed to wear bright, ugly and "festive" shirts to work.

Man, don't forget tomorrow is "Festive Shirt Friday!, Jose !

by Romeal June 30, 2004

Festive Gooch

The days between Christmas Day and New Year.
A period of uncertainty

"Whats going on?"
"Nothing. Same old Festive Gooch"

by Boggins. October 12, 2010

Festivemas

Festivemas is similar to Christmas, but just doesn't have all the religious garbage. You can still give gifts to people and be nice and all that, but you don't have to put up with those damn religious christmas songs and Jesus things.

John: Hey, what are you doing for Christmas?

Jack: Oh I don't celebrate Christmas, I celebrate Festivemas. It's like Christmas, but without all the Jesus.

John: So you still give gifts and stuff?

Jack: Yep.

by LongJohnSlivers December 22, 2013

Festive Bush

When a women shoves tinsel up her vagina

When I walked in the room, Shaniqua's vag was stuffed full of green,red and gold tinsel it was a very Festive Bush

by FagFaggotSon December 15, 2014

festive gans

when you be hella festive and your parents don't want you and want to deport your sorry ass back to the hospital were they regret not aborting you

your such a festive gans

by hellagans December 5, 2018

festivey

When something makes you feel really festive.

"ahh man, that Christmas CD makes my Yoda get all festivey!"

by CarlWalsh December 12, 2006