fablapidated

The combination of fabulous and dilapidated.

Person 1: So, how was St. Petersburg, Russia? Did you enjoy your trip?

Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.

by ayyfron August 22, 2012

Falah

A man with a beautiful soul and handsome look. He is so kind, noble, funny, honest, generous, truthful. This man has the power of making any woman in this world fall in love with him. He is the greatest man ever.

To be loved by Falah is the greatest blessing.

by Z9x April 21, 2019

fazlaka

Over complicating the smallest thing, or taking a longer way to solve a problem rather than the short way

Kos om el fazlaka beta3tak dee ya tata

by tatafarrag March 15, 2021

Falak

The BEST FRIEND anyone could ask for.
Cute, smart AND bitchy but a total good girl, what more could you ask for.

Random guy: how did she ace that test?!
Other guy: I don’t know man she’s a Falak

by Anastasia BP June 10, 2018

Falador Massacre

A while ago, on June 6th 2006, (6/6/6) there was a glitch in Runescape which allowed players to kill other players sans the wilderness. This was supposedly due to the new update of Player Owned Houses. Durial321 was one of the many who killed people in Fally, and has become something of a legend to Runescapers.

Noob: "GUESS WHAT!"
Player: "What?"
Noob: "OMG I WAS THERE FOR THE FALADOR MASSACRE LOLOLOL DURIAL KILLED ME!!!"
Player: "...Good for you."

by JustinCase000 April 6, 2008

Awful Falafel

This is a deviant sexual maneuver that requires two people, a chair, and a pickle at least 7 inches in length. Person A positions the chair so that the back is flat against the floor, then proceeds to sit in it and masturbate rigorously. Person B inserts the pickle into their own rectum, then squats over person A's face and urinates in their mouth comma otherwise known as the Chickpee. Then, person B remove the pickle from their own rectum and inserted into person A's asshole, while A, still masturbating furiously, does their best impression of Terri Schiavo/Christopher Reeves/ Stephen Hawking, completing the second part of the process known as pickling the vegetable. Finally, just as person A is about to climax, B violently rips the pickle from the other person's ass comma throws it directly into their face causing a broken nose, screams Allahu Akbar infidel, and leaves to go Crusade the Holy Land.

Randy - dude what the fuck happened to your nose?
Darwin - Vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, I knew that Sandy turban-wearing cameltoe bitch was fucking dirty but I didn't know she was that dirty! I hope president Trump bombs whatever third world shitbox her and her family are from!!!
Randy - give him time

by Mjolnir12982 April 17, 2017

fablatch

verb:
to ejaculate deliberately onto a girl's body part, or someone's belongings in order to show disrespect. also used as humour

"i fablatched in that girls eye last night"
"yo, don't make me fablatch on your pillow"

by johnsmith12345 January 17, 2009