catalanche

When 2 or more cats run down a flight of stairs, causing a rumbling sound and knocking over everything in their path. This often due to excitement and/or food.

"What happened to you, James? You look like you got in a fight."

"No, no...I just got caught in a catalanche and was swept down the stairs."

by James Gerraughty August 18, 2007

flabalanche

1. cascading pile of cellulite, usually located on the mid torso section of the body but in some rare occasions flabalanches have been reported in the jowl and thigh regions.

2. often associated with creatures that use the sir name jabba. see: jabba the slut

A: don't look now but your cousin is takin' off her shirt again.

A: that's got to be the biggest flabalanche i've ever seen! that's some seven layer burrito shit.

B: shut the fuck up man! why you lookin?

A: your cousin's tore up yo!

by ob1 March 30, 2004

flabalanche

The moment when a woman pulls off a tight outfit and flab that had been bound like sausage in it's casing comes cascading down.

I couldn't believe she was going to sleep with me - until she pulled off her dress. Once I saw that flabalanche, it all made sense.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

fapalanche

Masturbating in the snow, with so much power it causes a minor avalanche.

I...Oh no... FAPALANCHE! RUN!

by Anonymous4386-53760865e7 March 7, 2011

Flabalanche

A person carrying lots of fat and flab, often wearing leggings

Ew, it's a flabalanche!
That is well manky -that fat momma's peach leggings, flabalanche!

by User_87 December 12, 2014

Flabalanche

What falls out of your T-shirt when you are pulling your hoodie over your head...

She refused to take off her shirit in the hot tub in hopes that no one would mention her flabalanche.

by BorderlineBarbie June 18, 2016

Flabalanche

(noun): The abdominal area of someone whose body has normal fat distribution, except for their stomach, which is so fattened by beer, it is an avalanche of flab spilling over their pants.

Yo my uncle bob unbuttoned his pants and we got smothered in his flabalanche and nearly suffocated

by Frau Kak March 10, 2003