Fat Slaps

a way of Masturbation where you slap your dick till you cum

Man those fat slaps hit differently last night

by 12698 edddy December 18, 2024

Cold turkey fat slapper

Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.

OH well, did the Cold turkey fat slapper ask you for some cum?

by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020

slapping the fat with my meat salami

a wildly entertaining new game involving a really fat girl in which one or more males stand around her and see who can leave the biggest mushroom stamp.

Jaime, Che, Ian, and Jeremy had played a viscous game of slapping the fat with my meat salami last night in which Che was disqualified for licking the fat before slapping it.

by bobso February 21, 2008

fatslapper

One who sits around and does nothing useful for anyone when there is work to be done. Thus, this makes the person fatter, and they become proud of it.

"Get off your ass, you lazy fatslapper, and help me move this body into the trunk."

by Fatslapper October 10, 2009

fatslapper

A large girl with a rather fat stomach, so that when you are humping them the fat starts slapping together...

She's a real fatslapper...

by Smokehouse December 18, 2004

fatslap

some one who is fat and touches themselves at night.

my room-ate is a fatslap, all he does is eat and touch himself at night

by RVL12 March 4, 2008