farticles

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

You contaminated my air with your farticles!

by ThreePts October 24, 2005

fartricide

How a dyslexic tries to kill his brother.

Tom's jealous rage pushed him to the point of fartricide but none of the fart bombs he left for his brother Pete seemed to work.

by Coriolus October 13, 2008

Farticle Collider

When two people's farts collide and produce a nuclear fart

those two farts just acted like a farticle collider, it smells like big foots dick in here

by pyrosk8r45 March 31, 2009

fartitude

strength of sphincter and mind that allow one to hold his or her flatulence in

Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

farticle accelerator

When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.

Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)

by Ian Akori July 27, 2008

Fartilized

When someone does so many smelly farts that the room is over powered my the miazma.

Toby has totally fartilized the room.

by Gailstar January 27, 2009

fapicide

To kill ones self through the art of excessive masturbation

1: Steve died yesterday
2: oh god, what happened?

1: Fapicide man, He dehydrated due to over masturbation

by jimmygoggins January 14, 2013