fartnogged

The equivalent of farting in someones face, metaphorically.

I just got fartnogged by the ER, they gave me 5 admissions at once!

by Fartnogger November 30, 2016

fartographer

A person specialized in the study of what people eat and how they live based on the images and patterns left on the subject's underwear.

After having studied the subject's underwear, the fartographer quickly deduced that the subject had eaten spicey food the night before and had good posture.

by scott liebman November 7, 2007

farthog

A semi cute fat chick that is trying to wear low rise jeans and a belly shirt. The result is ridiculous and rather uncomfortable looking. If panties are showing in the back it is a farthog deluxe. The farthog is the girl that you should never hit on as she will immediately turn you down out loud and tell everyone about it, even though you may have been trying to just give her a pity boning. Caution; the farthog is often drunk and if ignored may try to rape you. You may smell the faint whiff of a fresh fart as she saunters by you.

Dude, smell my fingers I fucked a farthog last night. I got drunk at a party and fucked a farthog. I hit on this total farthog and she shot me down. Check out this farthog. This party is like farthog heaven.

by mark gonos March 12, 2008

Fart Dog

1) A canine prone to gastronomical expulsion. (I.E. A Terrier with a propensity for excreting air fouled by long term entrapment within the colon.)

2) An irritating boyfriend.

1) Pass the Ly-Sol, Jim-Bob! Something just crawled up that Fart Dog of yours ass and died!

2) Get OUT of my ass pocket, fart dog!

by Garden Gawaine July 16, 2003

Fartograhper

One who smells farts and rates them. I met one such chap on a european holiday, Neil From NZ. Strange guy, anyone who farted he felt like he had to tell you how bad/good it was, i scored a 10/10! see Fartograhpy

Neil, weirdo but nice guy rated farts.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

fartnogg

Farting in a oyster/clam in Lake Champlain, VT

"Come on Matt", said Connor "let's go fartnogg."

by AnonymousAsh12800 February 27, 2017

fartography

displaying the fact that someone farted publically. also known as "fart porn".

Tifani says: i keep farting :|

Emma says: EWWWW, i should put that in a myspace bulletin ahahaha

Tifani says: no, that's fartography!

by emmaisnang August 14, 2008