Fartass around

Waste time doing something pointless and unproductive. Usual meant as a negetive

A: What are you going to do on your holiday break?
B: I dunno, probably just fartass around all day.
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"Teens today have no drive. They just fartass around"

by FrozenEternity October 10, 2015

fartalistic!

when you make fart sound from your mouth and it sounds realistic!!!

you make a fart sound out of your mouth......... your mom says "was that real??? you say... no mom, that was just fartalistic!!!

by poopie in yo pantelone's March 27, 2010

fartacise

When you exercise and fart at the same time.
and/or
when the size of your booty determines the reverberating sound of your fart

My booty was so big I went to the gym and I fartacised
Wow, that's a really big fartacise!
When is the last time you fartacised?

by Concerto989 January 20, 2017

Fartpiss

The act of expelling liquid from the anus during PMG (personal methane generation) often caused by large consumption of alchohol and fast food.

Yah the fartpiss after my McBinge last night was god awful, I told you not to let me eat that shit when i'm wasted!

by HiltMagnet May 15, 2011

fatikiss

A person with a tiny penis, has no friends, is fat, dum, is bad at sports, and usually can't get a girlfriend so she tries to get a boyfriend

That is so gay, dum, and fat he must be a fatikiss!

by Grant homo September 25, 2017

smuckin fartass

The reverse of "Fuckin Smartass"

Used in a more playful and acceptable tone that can be tested in a work, school, and religious environment without fail

"Quit being a smuckin fartass!"

by D. Hunter February 25, 2005

Farkiss

Yet another substitute for potentially offensive words. Can be used in many various situations for many various words.

Sally: "Oh, my GOD!"
John: "What?"
Sally: "Your baby has just been decapitated by a semi!"
John: "...Well, farkiss."

"Holy farkiss, is that a child or a mutant squirrel?"

by Kyley Jo August 21, 2007