To farmer something is to fix something in a basic and frugal manner, preferably using a material such as baling twine or wire.
Hey Jim, is your truck working?

Of course, I farmered the wheel back on with some duct tape and barb wire
by Jimmyboyfamer October 21, 2010
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(Tom Walker) usually someone who spends a lot of time on virtual farming and has the name (Tom Walker) .
Your such a farmer, all you do is play video games ...
by 15lodonnell July 4, 2018
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Tom: My farmers were giving me some jip this morning.

Bill: Serves you right, you rarf, you shouldn't have had the indyboo after 14 pints of lager.
by growlerj December 31, 2013
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A guy who loves young children and whose horn on his car plays the ice cream truck tune. Has an accomplice 'Parky' wo he goes cruising with carrying a net. Uses empty sweet packets to attract kids. ALso in desperate need of a haircut and deodorant
that guy is so sick, he should be locked up. he's a right farmer
by pfhkdjnhsdfhsdfgff March 26, 2009
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In the people-related sense of the word, as a farmer is someone who makes use of his farming equipment ("ho's"). A pimp is a farmer of people.

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Actual conversation:

"What is a pimp?"
"Someone who, you know, uses his ho's."
"'Ho?' As in farming tool?"
"Um, well..."
"So a pimp is a farmer..."
by funnystuff101 December 9, 2005
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A term of disrespect used for the Norteno gang members.

They are referred to as "Farmers" becasue they take care of the slobs. Also see blood

Enemies of Sureno gang.
Hey Cuz you see that ho ass farmer over there?

Yeah I hear he's rollin with slobKs
by Ben Crippin February 19, 2008
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