fartled

to be startled by a loud fart

My wife fartled me in bed and woke me up from a deep sleep.

by KRF99 March 17, 2008

Cum Fargle

The act of blowing bubbles of cum out of one's anal cavity by farting, which produces a gargling sound. There must be at least two bubbles of cum fated out to be considered a Cum Fargle.

These two Russian dudes exploded in Jayna Oso's anus.. then she proceeded to cum fargle for like twenty seconds.

by WalkerJ December 16, 2008

Fartled

To get startled causing an instantaneous fart.

"That chick fartled me." I said.
"How'd she do that?" said someone else.
"She 'grabbed my nuts' hello."

by DLaws April 24, 2008

Fartled

Startled by a fart, so much so that you jump or start at the sound (not the smell)

Dude, I fartled my cat and she jumped 2 feet off the couch.

I was totally fartled that she would do that in a nice restaurant.

by mpenni1 November 13, 2011

Fargle

A Fargle is when you accidentally Fart whilst Gargling. One should be careful not to inhale whilst fargling, leaving a taste reminiscent of hard boiled eggs in mouth. That would be gross, knowing it is NOT eggs you're tasting.

Ooofff!! That was one greezy Fargle!

by JTB56 March 17, 2014

Farglet

Grocery store; market

I went to the farglet to get some bananas and lube.

by Llamamama October 1, 2015

Fangled Up

When new technology adds bells and whistles and manages to overcomplicate the usability of an application or experience.

This application is all fangled up! I can no longer find where the preferences are located.

by crankysaurus January 25, 2022