fappuccino

The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.

-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.

by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009

Fappucino

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography

Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino

by chrisco April 9, 2015

Fappacino

Masterbating as soon as you wake up in the morning.

Joe started his day with a fappacino in front of his work computer.

by spoondawwg February 24, 2013

Fappuchino

The delicious milky white product attained by fapping. Semen. Cum.

I heard Daphne was a caffeine addict, so I gave her a nice big load of my very own self-made fappuchino.

by Bjorn Y'taar December 12, 2013

Fappichino

The act of masturbating, then climaxing into a cup of coffee that someone is planning to drink.

Hey, this coffee tastes funny. awww, shit did you give me a fappichino!!!???

by BUTCH PEDASIN January 16, 2011

kat frappacino

A scene queen of the internet, who has an account on almost every blog site known to man. Kat Frappacino's name became known through her haters who made hate sites about her allowing her to have internet fame.

Jack: Who is Kat Frappacino?

Jill: Dude you don't know her? You should really google her then you will know.

by wikiscenester January 13, 2008

Gappachino

When someone loses by a significant gap when road racing.

All that shit talk and Nick still got a Gappachino!

by Gappachinomedia July 16, 2019