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fannybaws 

Fannybaws (from "Fanny" and "Balls") used to describe a weak feminine male who prefers to talk, rumour monger, about a personal problem rather than deal direct. A "fannybaws" of a man is also depicted as a "sweetie wife" (a natterbox, bletherite of a rumour monger) who will chat in an effeminate manner like an aul' Grannie Mutchie instead of sorting out the problem like a man. A Fannybaws of a man will natter, blether, rumour monger about another person generally to women or anyone who will listen. Example of usage talking about a male sitting with a group of women chatting would be... "Wid ya look at Fannybaws natterin away like an aul' bletherin granny mutchie talkin pesh fae Scotland". Or addressing a male who can't work or won't work... "Hey fannybaws get yersel a proper job like a real man". Or addressing a male fibbing to a Granny Mutchie about his unpaid rent..."Fannybaws shut yer hole and gonnae no sweetie wife to granny mutchie an pay yer bill like a man".
Fannybaws gonnae nae do tha' bletherin pesh like a granny mutchie an' pay yer bill like a man!
fannybaws by jamesedinburgh May 23, 2016
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fannybaws 

A word which has it's origins in the west coast of Scotland,dated from around the turn of the new millenium, often used to "wind-up" anyone associated with or employed by celtic football club
fannybaws by DMONEY December 26, 2004

fannybaws 

derogatory Glasgow term to describe an act of insane stupidity, also known as doing a JC.
Hey bloody hell, fannybaws!
fannybaws by Ben123 June 23, 2005

Fannybaws 

Someone who is annoying you and act gay all the time so you call them a Fannybaws which means they have a Fanny and Baws
Eh rap annoying me ya pure Fannybaws
Fannybaws by Beth_r005 July 4, 2018

Fannybaws 

FANNYBAWS;

DEFINITION:An idiot usually prone to being retarded.

Idiot
retard

fat bastard
OMAGOD SAM UR SUCH A FANNYBAWS

wee fannybaws 

A Scottish Slang phrase meaning 'stupid little idiot". Often used by neds or angry mothers in Glasgow.
Cameron: Dad, I ductaped your bucky to the ceiling. Haha!
Andrew: Ma bucky! Wee fannybaws!
wee fannybaws by Jeh-Oh-Vaaaah January 14, 2016

Fannytastic 

Fannytastic can be used to describe an action or person, in a situation where plain old "fantastic" doesn't have the magnitude to convey the importance.
Being Fannytastic can imply a lack of restriction within imagination, suggesting that someone who is Fannytastic has magnificent ideas that could take you to the moon!

Correct usage in a sentence: "Did you hear she’s picking up her life in France to move to Australia?"
Response: "Damn, that’s Fannytastic!."
Fannytastic by CizzaW February 19, 2019