farmers blow

Blowing your nose with out a tissue by pushing on one nostril and blowing out the other to get rid of boogers and snot.

When I am out running I don't carry tissue so when I need to blow my nose I just do a farmers blow.

by golfnut23 March 13, 2009

The Farmers league

Dangerous organization of geologist that discuss minerals like gold, platinum, uranium and coal. The organization doesn't like the coal mineral due to some historical moments. This organization is dangerous and should be locked up. They also like football players like mbappe.

The farmers league is a dark place

by Cristo Ronald suwiii January 19, 2022

farmersonly.com

A dating website for hillbillys that have no clue how to use a computer.

Also, this company created the most annoying commercials ever.

You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com!

by CATN1P December 30, 2015

farmers tan

A tan that is only on the arms and neck of the person because they were wearing a shirt when the tanning occurred, the rest of the torso is white due to lack of exposure. Farmers get this because they do a lot of labour out in the sun whilst wearing a shirt.

John has a farmer tan, i told him not to wear his shirt on the beach.

by Jesse Eichler June 12, 2005

you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com

A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.

You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.

by CityFolks November 12, 2017

Farmersburg

A town in Indiana. Population:50

The lamest of the lame. If you like cows and drama this might be the place for you.
Everyone knows everybody and you get no privacy.

John: Look over there.. Its a Dairy Queen, Subway, and a gas station.
Tyler: Yeah, thats all of Farmersburg for ya.

by JMFD3393 April 14, 2011

Farmers knot

Not using anything to blow your nose into so you proceed by closing up one nostril and clearing the other onto the ground. This almost always results in getting snot on your hands

I didnt have a kleenex so I proceeded to untangle a farmers knot. I then had to wipe my hand on my pants.

by leaf337 June 12, 2015