Factchecker

Someone who searches their own opinion in an attempt to disclaim your statement with which they disagree.

i was put in Facebook jail by a cubicle factchecker despite the post being opinion.

by @Skillet0707 December 24, 2022

facecheck

Used when travelling in a large passenger vechicle with a rather "experienced" college coed who spends more time below the view of the rear view mirror than visable in it...

Concerned Driver (aka Dad): "Chris what's the slopping sound?"

Disturbed passenger (aka Mom): "Mary, FACECHECK!!!"

by Douches November 25, 2004

facecheck

to scan someone's facebook profile picture before accepting their friend request.

dude, i have 15 friend requests, i totally dont have time to facecheck every one of them!

by crissie777 August 10, 2009

facecheck

Facecheck, noun. The impact one's face into the feet or fists of another, usually under the misguided impression that this will somehow lead to victory. When used in gaming, a facecheck is any rush by an inferior party into a superior one and the subsequent inevitable outcome.
Can also be used as a verb, to facecheck is to make said impact.

Man, I can't believe Jim facechecked Roger like that. He's twice his size, what was he thinking?

by T R Trollington October 23, 2012

facecheck

When you're rude to a waitress, 'facecheck' is what she does to you in return. Rather than fold your check and gently place it on the table, she instead removes a pin from her hair and proceeds to embed the check to your forhead.

"Oh no you didn't, woman! Aint no $5.15-an-hour waitress-hag gonna facecheck me on my dime!

by Burt Thunderskivvy September 12, 2006

Firecheck

Firecheck; explitive. When you say "Firecheck!" It is a signal that a sexy woman appealing to somone in the vacinity, but who cannot immidiately see the sexy woman, a chance to get a glimpse.

(Sitting on a Park Bench)

Gentleman A: "Oh! Firecheck!" *Motions subtley*

Gentleman B: *Looking up from his newspaper* "My goodness, that woman is very sexy; Her breasts are phenomenal!"

by GentILLman March 24, 2010

Fakechel

Just like many other Rachels, Fakechels are dorks who make it seem as if they are interested in being your friend one minute, then the next, they literally ignore you or leave your text message on read. A Fakechel might also claim to be that particular friend who will "always have your back", yet is really never there to actually give you or anyone else assistance. Be careful when dealing with a Fakechel, she might end up using you instead of being a real friend.

Dude, I accidentally befriended a Fakechel

It ain't your fault, man... just forget all about that lying dork

by skiddiots June 9, 2020