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Failst

When someone types in First on a website when they are in fact NOT, and they look like a noob!
Haha dude you are failst.
by username_v1 November 20, 2010
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Failswamp

A series of failures, leading up to a larger, more catastrophic failure.
Three people passed out, someone threw up on the carpet, and the cops came to the house. The party was a failswamp.
by Vinegrette July 15, 2010
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Faisalabad

Faisalabad is the third largest city of Pakistan which is located in the province of Punjab.

Due to its huge textile industry it is known as the Manchester of Pakistan.

Faisalabadi's are famous for their " Juggats"
Some Guy: Where are you from?
Other Guy: I am from Faisalabad
by Sleepingprankster November 21, 2010
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mike faist

Actor, dancer, singer, and Tony nominee most known for his role as Connor Murphy in Broadway musical Dear Evan Hansen. He says he "isn't the strongest singer" but he was also in Newsies and was an understudy for Gene Kelly, so, I mean. Also, he has great hair.
Mike Faist totally deserved a Tony for his performance as Connor Murphy.
by conservation of momentum December 19, 2017
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faiqah

She brings out the faiqah in her husband.
by sharifah November 30, 2003
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failson

An entitled upper-class or upper-middle-class son of a well-to-do and connected family who, despite all of the advantages he has been provided, still manages to fail at almost everything he does. In order for a failson to come into being, one or both of his parents must be highly successful by some measure in order to illuminate just how much of a failure the son is in comparison.

Failsons are typically educated at good schools that they learn almost nothing from, prone to excessive partying in their youth, and inept at almost everything except using their connections. Failsons from the wealthiest families are often charged with leading some part of family business operations, which inevitably either fail or are narrowly saved from failure by more competent people underneath them.

Despite this, a failson may be protected from the perception of his failure by his family's wealth and social status, as well as their desire not to be embarrassed. Millions have been spent to obscure the failure of these cherished baby boys. Due to this, it's not uncommon for a failson to actually imagine himself as successful, and even to be a "self-made man."

Failsons are sometimes at the center of massive social and political upheaval. One of the best examples in recent history is Russian Tsar Nicholas II of the Romanov family, whose complete incompetence led to the downfall of the Tsarist regime and eventually, the Russian Revolution.

Female: faildaughter
Gender-neutral: failspawn
"Do most influential political families have a failson?"

"Probably. Donald Trump, Jr. is a classic failson. So is Hunter Biden."

"Wait ... Was George W. Bush actually a failson? Or did he overcome it by becoming President?"

"That's a question for the ages, my friend. Is failure central to the failson, or can it be transcended through enough artificially-manufactured success on the part of the failson's family and associated cronies? The world may never know."
by dongchaser420 October 9, 2022
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faisu

Faisu is cute, humble and charming person with sexy personality.
His eyes and smile are the main attraction.

He has a power to make girls craze for him,

Till 22 he was a lower middle class person but after that he build up his fame on instagram and started acting in albums & webseries,

till 30s he will be a big Bollywood celebrity definitely!!
Many people hates him for being famous.. Sorry they don't hate him they are JEALOUS of him!! but he's a positive soul he loves his haters tooo!!! His fan base called FAISUSQUAD always supports him.
Faisu is a down to earth and humble person
by Itsbornsane November 25, 2020
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