animal fagnetism

A heterosexual's ability to attract the

attention of homosexuals.

John: Man,how come all these gay guys

are always checking me out?

Dave: It must be your ANIMAL FAGNETISM.

by B Cube June 4, 2005

fagatinis

The worlds smallest cigarettes.

Really small homosexuals.

Hey can i crash 10 fagatinis off you?

I had to stand on a chair to get some bum fun!

by Lionel richie December 14, 2008

Fagatism

A homosexual act or any of the sterotypical homosexual attributes (lisp, feminine physicalities, etc...)

Hey Jason, I don't know if you realize it but that motion you just gave me to get in the car was a total fagatism.

by Blipstein August 10, 2008

Faggitis

A person suffering from symptoms which are but not all:

-Urge to call everyone noobs
-Has a weird obsession with the word "pwned"
-Does his work but doesn't study
-Plays to much mmorpg
-complains; Cold, Download Quota, Video Games, Bags etc etc
-Cannot speak his own language
-laughing at everyone's misfortunes
-The people he sits next to wants to punch him
-When he loses at anything, he will attempt to make an outrageous excuse

There are 2 types of this illness.

Type 1 (Chronic)

This is the chronic Faggitis and there are only a few left in this world. Although they are a rare and protected species, many if not all have tried to attack him but all attempts were unsuccessful. This is a purebred genotype

Type 2

Type 2 is a lesser version of type 1 but it is still very dangerous. Type 2 is caused one a Type 1 is converted/turned into a less "faggier" person by either his friends or family. This is a Hybrid genotype

<student 1> Oh crap its the kid with Faggitis!!

<Faggitis sufferer> HAHA! you got "pwned" last night noob

<student 1> WHACK WHACK

<Faggitis sufferer> What was that for?

<student 1> Your have Faggitis

by Ispeakthetruthandonlythetruth May 26, 2010

MAGAnitis

Irreversible brain damage caused by watching Fox News non-stop.

Little girl: Dad, what is wrong with grandpa? Why is he being so racist?

Father: Your grandfather suffers from MAGAnitis.

Little girl: Is there a cure for that?

Father: Yes, it can be cure by reading a fucking book or changing the channel!

by chronopoulos September 2, 2018

fanitising

the act of fantasising about your biggest fan.

male: hey baby you been fanitising about me?

female: uh... no why?

male: because im your biggest fan beautiful.

by peila347 June 23, 2009

Fagititis

Degenerative disease that consumes an indefected individual.

Symptoms include:

>Being God-damn
retarded
>Epic Fails in life
>turning them into
a fag, (not homosexually speaking)


There is no known cure for Fagititis
but there is treatment, corporal punishment
dished out by friends.

Fagititis has been
found to go hand in hand with fag sex, fag queen, fagasaurus

That's it man,
you have full blown fagititis.

by sel-kie April 2, 2009