Faceplace

A mistakenly pronounced facebook.

Grandma: "Hey get off that damned Faceplace, Johnny, it takes up all of your time."

Johnny: "It's called FaceBOOK, Grandma and I just got 34 notifications! It's almost like having real friends"

by Rihanna Townsend July 7, 2009

Faceplam

v. The act of facepalming, with the hand sliding off the face, leading to a headdesk/facetable.

What he said was so stupid, instead of just facepalming, I faceplamed, to show him how stupid he was.

by iTesco August 23, 2010

FACEPLANT

Hitting the ground face first. Also: auger, digger, soil sample, spring planting.

For a fine example - click on the link:
www.patglennon.net/images/faceplant.jpg

by PGDN April 16, 2004

Dutch Faceplant

1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.

or

2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.

Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.

or

When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.

by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010

faceplam

a common misspelling of facepalm by some people on places such as digg.com

It was a pretty big faceplam moment.

by RaulMuaddib June 18, 2008

tacklebox faceplant

The act of piercing one's face so many times, it appears they have proformed a faceplant in a tacklebox. also see faceplant

"Holy Christ! Have you seen Mary lately?! It looks like she did a tacklebox faceplant!"

by TarantisticCthulhu May 30, 2006

faceplant

An unintentional result of a risky or stupid activity whereby a person becomes fully inverted from the normal upright position while one or more parts of the face impact the ground simultaneously with the full weight of the body.

A faceplant (also face plant) is like doing a handstand except with no hands so all that's left is your face.

by doi May 4, 2009