faceblazin

Facebooking to the point of losing track of all time, like being stoned.

I was up until 4 a.m. faceblazin.

by blazed123 August 5, 2010

Faceslam

When you reject a friend request on Facebookor any other social network cite.

1. I hate that bitch...FACESLAM!

by [e-mail] January 6, 2008

faceblank

to ignore someone on facebook. You can normally identify a faceblanking by comments/wall posts being ignored. the blanker may believe the blankee is a facecreep if they leave too many unrequited messages/comments

1:I've left him like three wall posts and a status comment.

2: Classic faceblanking.

1: I'm gonna allude to it in my status, stir some things up.

2: facecreep.

by eric frogsbawm January 18, 2009

Faceplam

(Verb) "Faceplam" is an adaptation of facepalm.
Definition 1: One would facepalm and the face would slip out of the hand and hit the desk or table.
Definition 2: One would facepalm so hard that it would make a slapping sound.
Both definitions may result in facial damage.

Dude, this was so stupid. I faceplammed, and it hurt!

by ColeslawProductions October 19, 2013

faceplamm

A /faceplamm/ is a 'facepalm'qv moment wherein the fail being reacted to is of such enormity that basic fine motor control has broken down and the reactor is reduced to mashing the keys without being able to correctly count or sequence the letters of the word. Coined by mordac.

<Person A> See, for instance, 2g1c
<Person B> What's 2g1c?
<Person C> DON'T google it!!
<B> ....aiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!
<C> (faceplamm)

by imipak June 18, 2011

Faceblaster

A guitar solo so triumphant that it is capable of blasting the listener's face off.

Fuck man, Dime can rip off a faceblaster like nothin'.

by Jesus McCandyland May 22, 2010

faceblaze

To smoke weed (marijuana) over facetime on an Iphone, computer, or Ipad.

Hey Izabella, you wanna faceblaze? I just got some dank weed.

by Northstar11 August 29, 2012