futewu

futewu: most commonly known by the word ftw, FTW, for the win
it's more overexagerating then ftw, same as with lol and lolz
revered to ftw

friend1: omg i soo love this anjovis pizza!
friend2: anjovis pizza FUTEWU!!

by theftwguy May 6, 2011

Nuggle Futt

an ingrown hair on a squirrel's nut

Person 1 : dude look at the Nuggle Futt on that squirrel !

Person 2 : eeww that is totally gross !

by Emance August 6, 2010

buck futter

Used my Connery on SNL celebrity jeopardy skit.

Many people overlook the fact that, while switching the tt anc ck results in butt fucker, switching the b and f results in the equally humourous "Fuck butter", sexual effluent perhaps?

I whipped up a batch of ol' fashioned buck futter with your mum last night

by Slyph February 18, 2005

Dungy Futterman

Dungus "Dungy" Furttustus (later changed to Futterman after the Great Vegan War). Dungy was a legendary warrior during the Great Vegan War, remembered especially for his brave acts during the Battle of the Pluto Colony, after which he was sponsored by Monster Energy. In his final battle, he finally spilled all of his grease. He died in the arms of his best friend and brother in arms Melmen Hanson. Some believe he never died, and legend has it he went into hiding deep in the Ethiopian rain forrest after the wars. But we may never know.

Joey: Yo, that guy is so cool!
Chad: How cool?
Joey: Pfff, almost as cool as Dungy Futterman.
Chad: Damn.

by Kenny the Tiger October 14, 2017

the futty

A type of masturbating where he thrusts his dick against the friction in his jeans.

Did you see Justice over there doing the futty?!

by justlava February 17, 2018

futtle

To move about in an indecisive and dithering manner.

She futtled about getting ready to go to the cinema.

by GMO January 11, 2004

Futterwack

To dance ever so vigorously, in quite a .... mad way :) ,

This is the famous Futterwack from Tim Burton's (2010) Alice in Wonderland danced by none other than the mad hatter by moving and popping various parts of your leg from your waist to your feet

"I will futterwack vigorously if we succeed."

"Yoooo you might be able to jerk but I can futterwack!"

by ForTheLoveOfGaGa March 24, 2010