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futhering

noun: 1. the act of foreplay prior to sexual intercourse. anything involving oral sex is generally referred to as extreme futhering, esp. the type of shit you do with a slam piece before you get diggity down.

2. something that heavencrushrs rarely attempt or are invited to.

verb: to futher. to perform the act of futhering.
so i was at this party and got to futhering with this hotass slam piece.

bro, nice.
by AldeyRAY January 23, 2010
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Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch

The first letters of "Mother fucking son of a bitch" switched around so that whoever says doesnt sound like theyre cussing.
*Guy 1 steals Guy 2's wallet and runs away*

Guy 2 : That Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch stole my wallet. Now i dont have my license or my credit cards
by kilometeros October 1, 2008
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futher mucker

It's a funny way for saying "Mother fucker". Also a way to say mother fucker when it's not appropriate to say it.
"Those futher mucks robbed me!"
by Jay June 2, 2004
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futhman

Futhman - An unfunny fat Arab dude on LiveJournal. Internet Personified.

He represents everything wrong with the Internet, he is bloated, unfunny, slow and lots of people think he's real cool.

Oh, but he's not.
Jameth: Futhman posted about how he's a fat Arab again. By the way, I'm really gay and have cats and like penises.

Futhman: SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT AS EPOPULAR AS I AM SHUT UP YOU FAG I WRITE FOR LJDRAMA.ORG AND HAVE OVER 200 LJ FRIENDS YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
by poop August 31, 2004
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futhering

1. An Irish word meaning to fiddle with something.

2. A word used to describe an act of foreplay without being overly explicit.
"Hey, how'd you fix the TV?"
"Just by futhering with it for a while."

"Did you have sex with him?"
"No, we just futhered all night with isolated cases of penetration."
by The Point News April 14, 2010
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futhman

An internet personality of mild fame and corpulent stature, known chiefly for his blog. Characterized by urbane wit, puns, and diverse perversions.
Don't be Futhman, put down that stick of butter and stop playing eelgirl.wmv!
by arafat kazi April 21, 2004
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Futhetic

Combination of "Fucking" and "Pathetic"

coined by OcpCommunications youtube channel.
"Grudge Match" is a futhetic movie .

-Mike OcpCommunications.
by Old Devil Moon February 14, 2014
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