food baby

A bloated, enlarged, or extremely full abdominal region after having eaten an exorbitant amount of food. Food babies generally cause discomfort and possible gas or embarrassment, but are unavoidable on occasions such as Thanksgiving.

I ate a chocolate cream pie this morning, and I've had a huge food baby all day.

by littlegreenie March 16, 2009

Food Baby

The effect of eating so much that your stomach resembles a pregnant woman's.

"Wow I'm full, look at my Food Baby."
"Gee that burrito really gave me a Food Baby."
"Dude I got to go I'm about to give birth to my Food Baby."

by NateDoggville August 10, 2009

Food baby

When someone eats a large amount of food causing them to look pregnant

Aaron had just finished his 5 course meal At the hotel. He leaned back and belched loudly rubbing his food baby
Hey can I have another pizza? He asked the waiter next to him
stuffed

by ethansawsome2002 June 13, 2016

food baby

When a person, typically a thin one, indulges in a large amount of food which makes their stomach stick out from the fullness as if they're pregnant.

In the movie Juno:

Juno: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno: No, this is not a food baby all right?

by udrocks March 25, 2008

Food Baby

the feeling of being uncomfortably full, like you're about to burst and vomit, after committing gluttony.

Josh: I'm so excited about Thanksgiving dinner! The food is the best thing that has ever graced my mouth!

30 minutes after eating Thanksgiving dinner....

Josh: dude, my stomach hurts. I feel like shit.

Jaime: I told you not to gorge on 5 plates of food or you'll have a food baby!

by LeeFour November 9, 2007

Food baby

We you eat so much you fell pregnant.

Thankgiving gave my whole family each a food baby.

by 💸HOLTSQUAD💸 May 29, 2016

Food-baby

Eating such an amount of food as to make it feel that you are actually pregnant. Distension of the abdomen due to eating a large meal. The feeling of stretching of your belly due to eating too much.

Jim, you get credit for this :D

Ugh, the food-baby is kicking, I shouldn't have eaten two burritos

by LaEnana January 11, 2011