fon

A freak of nature; they are closely tied to weird obsessions or behavior.

Stacey was a fon because she had long stringy hair that she never combed or washed.

by Becca June 7, 2003

fon fon roo

(n.)1. An Amphibosian title literally meaning "One who does not sleep with my superior officer"; equivalent to a wife or a common-law in English.

2. A smizmar who is asked to join a family

Amy: "Kif just asked me to be his fon fon roo!"

Crowd: "Congratulation....?"

Hermes: "What the hell does that mean?!"

by arzasmi October 16, 2008

Fon

Family over niggas

Bro fon osrs

by Bae1_0_2_5 June 25, 2017

Fon

Someone who claims to be a Don, but are not. A fake don.

Richie is such a Fon

by NYDonsPal May 8, 2019

fon

Freak of nature: not a desirable quality. A 14 year old girl who is a bitch, whore and an aneorix slut who has not real goal in life.

Kate Van Der Kann is a fon.

by noodle September 6, 2003

Fon

FON; (fon)
n.
1. Fon (fon) Abbr. (Freak Of Nature)
a person or animal that is born or grows with abnormal physical features or with a disfunctional personality.

2. Someone who is weird.

Created by Owen Towell & Lloyd Williams.

BOY1: "she tryed kissing me, him, and you lastnight"
BOY2: "oh my god, what a fucking fon."

by OT&LW December 4, 2010

Fon

an act of sharing a bed with a member of the opposite sex while they keep their jeans on.

I'm having a Fon night tonight...

by Fist Pumping Sisters February 16, 2010