flaptulence

A pussy fart.

From Flatulence:
- The invisible stink cloud

And flap:
- From the lips that should not speak

My mum has flaptulence.

by Ross1981 August 12, 2006

Flaptoot

When you spread your buttcheeks apart to produce a silent fart.

I had a flaptoot in public, luckily it didnt smell

by Stepunanisauce November 14, 2018

Flashtastic

Originates from the DC Comic cartoon character - The Flash.

It is used to describe things that are superhumanly amazing, and awesome, pretty much THE best thing EVER.

It can also be used as an alternate form of the word "go" when playing games.

Typically it is best used to describe activities that you want kids to get REALLY stoked about.

Alright guys! This game of dodgeball is going to be FLASHTASTIC!

Ok kids, when I say "flashtastic" you are all going to spin around 20 times and then begin!!!

Those tater-tots are flashtastic. totally.

by the JR January 1, 2009

Flarption

A function with Flarp involved.

Holllyyyy shit man that Flarption was crazy

by FARTRRSS February 24, 2022

flasturflate

To masturbate while flustered, usually because you were caught in the act, but you continued anyways.

I was going so hard, but after my mom walked in I just flasturflated.

by Charlie impersonator April 26, 2017

Flasturbating

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007

Flashturbate

When you have to masturbate really quickly because you don't know when your roommate is going to come home.

I got home early from school but couldn't remember Jim's schedule so I had to flashturbate before he got home.

by bonobos September 20, 2011