Felon

I'm not a felon. You can't just decide that I'm a felon. But I CAN JUST DECIDE TO STAB THE NEXT KID I GET WITHIN ARMS REACH OF. If you are a liberal then you want to take the guns away from everyone, but you can, so you are settling for taking them away one at a time. You are the reason this is not a democracy. If you are a conservative then shitting out a kid gives you superordinate rights over the people around you and THIS IS A DELUSION. Your rights are the same as everyone else and your kids don't matter more than everyone else and they never will. The price of you trying to take out your child murder anxiety on me is going to me death.

Hym "I'm not a felon and if I am than so is the guy who possess more than 2.4 grams of Marijuana. You don't give a fuck about the law Jamhal. You're just covering your own ass as it relates to a cooperative violation of my rights. Full rights or child murder."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Felon factories

These are failing schools and communities, dominated by one political party, with low literacy and high crime rates.

The Northern areas are felon factories!

by I, Wreckerrr May 11, 2021

Felon fucker

A chick who writes to guys in prison is one definition, a chick who dates guys that are primarily felons or have been in prison, a chick who likes to count the number of felons they have had sex with and look at it like a trophy. Also a chick that only dates guys that are

Bridget sure is a felon fucker she's found herself another a****** who's just been released from prison to go out with

by Zorrobitch April 12, 2020

Felon Factory

Females in the inner city who have kids out of wedlock who then go onto commit felonies.

Oh good, the felon factory went to jail and didn’t post bond, guess the production line will be shut down for a couple of months while she awaits sentencing.

by johnstockton89 October 16, 2022

Felon Profiling

is the inclusion of previous criminal history or convictions when determining whether a person is considered likely to commit a particular type of crime or an illegal act or to behave in a "predictable" manner. It should not be confused with the more comprehensive Offender Profiling, Psychological Profiling or Racial Profiling. It is believed that as we move deeper into the 21st century, the practice has the potential to become more controversial among the general public. The practice of Felon Profiling is commonly abused by law enforcement as they interact and come into contact with the ever increasing number of convicted felons, many of whom harbor harsh feelings of felony disenfranchisement and social out casting due to their treatment in main stream society as felons.

The officer used felon profiling when he shot me and assumed I was armed.

by FelonHelper June 2, 2009

Felon's Guilt

The type of guilt (remorse for misdeed) felt when capture/punishment is imminent. It's not that the misdeed itself is regretted due to realization that it was wrong, but only because the person is unwilling/unable to accept the consequences. Term comes from the colloquial and the legal system ("felon").

The thief was not sorry she stole; but was very, very sorry she was going to prison.

by The Ripper May 13, 2005

Felon Factory

Females in the inner city who have multiple kids out of wedlock who go on to commit felonies over and over again.

Oh good, the felon factory went to jail and didn’t post bond, guess the production line will be shut down for a couple of months while she awaits sentencing.

by johnstockton89 October 16, 2022